I want you to deal with your problems by becoming rich! Copyright Fandango. Shit about you and your cousin or something like that. The Wolf of Wall Street has many lessons to learn from and brings to light something very real and raw in society, how even those with the best of intentions can fall prey to negative influences. Jordan Belfort: If you don't do it, the stress of this job, it'll make you explode. Chester, who sold tires and weed. [offers pen to Chester] Which is why you should pick up 5000 shares . Jordan Belfort: So there's a silver lining to that too, honey. Jean Jacques Saurel: picks her up. We wont be able to verify your ticket today, but its great to know for the future. Jordan Belfort: Not only is it motivating but the dialogues are hilarious, the acting is excellent and the cameo by Matthew McConaughey always makes me laugh. Jordan Belfort: I want a divorce. You hear me? Tell me. This movie unfortunately is too raunchy to ever be considered for an award, but it is a quality film. You can sell anything? With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Wolf Of Wall Street animated GIFs to your conversations. They were drunk on youth, fueled by greed, and higher than kites., Vn ca bn l g? The Wolf of Wall Street is one of the most iconic films of the 21st century Credit: Alamy. "Has Brad apologized yet? And from now on, it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Sides? Brad: Nicky Koskoff: I haven't eaten all day. Hey, John. Those are rookie numbers in this racket. You wanna fuck me? I'm pretty fucking sure. WHY, GOD? Jordan Belfort: You got a minute? You look like a kid, and Wall Streets no place for kids. Now as the firm taking the company public, we set the initial sales price then sold those shares right back to our friends. You okay? Donnie Azoff: Where were they doing it, sweetheart? You're a fucking pill dealer. I will not die sober! Across the Verrazano's Bridge. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by? Jordan Belfort. Jordan Belfort: I take Quaaludes 10-15 times a day for my "back pain", Adderall to stay focused, Xanax to take the edge off, pot to mellow me out, cocaine to wake me back up again, and morphine Well, because it's awesome. That's right, I forgot. Don't you Duchess me! Jordan Belfort: I'm really happy for you. Does your girlfriend think youre fucking worthless loser? [checks on Donnie] Sell that. Brad: While the movie opened to positive reviews, it was criticized by some viewers who felt that it glamorized Belfort's white-collar criminal lifestyle. Did you just try to kiss me, bro? What are all the little fuckheads doing while you're here? We are here to make money! No way, baby, no! It's wonderful. Jordan Belfort: I can't untie you! Jordan Belfort: The Wolf of Wall Street Buff Revised Pages 3/5/13 62. . Naomi Lapaglia: I'm gonna have Heidi lick some caviar off my balls in the meantime. Shut the fuck up! The Quaalude, or lude, as it is commonly referred to, was first synthesized in 1951 by an Indian doctor - that's dots, not feathers - as a sedative, and was prescribed to stressed-out housewives with sleep disorders. [to Naomi] It's actually an utterly entertaining and hilarious joy ride. Jordan Belfort: Ti mun bt tay vi vn ca bn bng cch tr nn giu c. But he didn't go along with us. It's fairy dust. Money talks and bullshit takes the bus. Eventually Ben married her, which was pretty amazing, considering she blew every single guy in the office. Keep talking, you fucking piece of shit! What the fuck is going on out here? Janet (Jordan's Assistant): But thats not because youre a failure. Of all the fucking days, she chooses today to give me blue balls. Oh, Jesus Christ. [sigh of relief] Just hold on tight. I don't have jack-shit. This is what you do? I'm not ashamed to admit it. Jordan Belfort: You're almost there! If you did it long enough, he was certain to piss right back at you. Donnie Azoff: I'm still hard. Get off me! Belfort was played by Leonardo DiCaprio in the film . Naomi Lapaglia: Jordan Belfort, On a daily basis I consume enough drugs to sedate Manhattan, Long Island, and Queens for a month. Well, he says that he only wants to make furniture. Alden Kupferberg, Yeah, like Buddhists. But you You, Jordan, you got this way all on your own. Content Warning: The following list contains mentions of drug use. I keep the rhythm below the belt. Naomi Lapaglia: Some disgusting wildebeest with three days of razor-stubble, in a sleeveless muumuu, crammed in next to you in a carload full of groceries from the fucking Price Club. Once we sucker them in, we unload the dog shit. I just, I had a minute and I Donnie Azoff: Max Belfort: Oh my God! Jordan Belfort: What the fuck are you talking about? Donnie Azoff: I have been a rich man and I have been a poor man. 40 Alfred Adler Quotes That Will Make You Reflect. And once you do fall in lovethat obsessive sort of love, that all-consuming love, where two people cant stand to be apart from each other for even a momenthow are you supposed to let a love like that pass you by?, If you want to be rich, never give up. The waves are 20 feet high and building! Act as if you're a wealthy man, rich already, and then you'll surely become rich. Get off. The jet skis just went overboard! Fuck. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you, U.S.A. Fuck you! Back in the 1990s, Belfort ran. [pushes him away with her legs] Jordan Belfort: There were more over here. How about that, faggot? Every time! Jordan Belfort, When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. Jordan Belfort, I believe in total immersion, if you want to be rich, you have to program your mind to be rich. Jesus Christ. No it's not like that. Well, like you said there's no friends on Wall Street. So It's Wolf of Wall Street, But for Learning How to Pick Up Girls Stevie Emerson 1.22M subscribers 1.6M views 2 years ago WATCH BLOOPERS FOR EVERY VIDEO. Wouldn't you like to know how to sell it? Exactly. I'm sure. It will save us both a lot of money and I got a feeling you're gonna need it. Jordan Belfort: Donnie Azoff: Stratton Oakmont Commercial: That's my boy right there. Do it differently each time. Theyre wrapped in sheets. Companies these people know. No, I get it, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark Hanna: Whether America plans to invade Switzerland in the upcoming months. Like, Run free! You know? Donnie Azoff, There was this one time I was selling pot to this Amish dude. [on getting arrested] Absolutely fucking not. Come on, baby. It's not fucking real. Theyre called telephones. Jordan Belfort: Is that right? Jesus Christ, I think you have a fuckin' drug problem. Are you out of your fucking mind? It's just stupid. I love it. If you have 60 seconds, I'd like to share the idea with you. Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties. Naomi Lapaglia: I haven't made love to you in so long. The movie, starring Leonardo DiCaprio as Jordan Belfort was, in my opinion, a masterpiece by director Martin Scorsese. There were two guys over there on the table. Donnie Azoff: Let's go the other fucking way! Naomi Lapaglia: Three or four times, maybe five. Jordan Belfort: [laughing] You're not fucking taking my fucking kids! If anyone is gonna fuck my cousin it's gonna be me, out of out of respect, you know? Naomi Lapaglia: [Sees a young broker cleaning his fishbowl] I'm not putting words in your mouth or nothing, but you just said that everybody wants to get rich. That's not how you treat people. Pop off to the bathroom, work one out any time you can. Chester Ming: Oh yeah. The real question is this: was all this legal? Good for you, little man. [Approaches the guy] The truth was that hookers did take credit cardsor at least ours did! Mark Hanna: [dubious] Mark Hanna: It doesn't even Donnie Azoff: Mark Hanna: Does your girlfriend think you're a fucking worthless loser? Error rating book. I don't even know. And from now on it's gonna be nothing but short, short skirts around the house. Did you cum? Jordan Belfort: Naomi Lapaglia: [hears a phone] In fact, you never did anything wrong in the first place. Jordan Belfort: [Sees Jordan snorting cocaine] Like you married your cousin or some stupid shit, you know? ~ Jordan Belfort. But it gets even better, baby. So I was a little surprised you asked Christie for my number. Don't try to fight it. [pauses] I'm sober for two years, stopped my drugs, settled down with my wife and kids, and then this happens! I have a low blood sugar thyroid thing Jordan Belfort: Actually, the madness started on our very first day, when one of our brokers, Ben Jenner, christened the elevator by getting a blow job from the sales assistant. Asking specific questions to gather intelligence and to understand the customers needs. It had nothing to fucking do with me! So, Bay Ridge, that's near Staten Island, right? Nicholas the Butler: it's possibly the best acting he's done in anything but it's also to do with the presentation. Jordan Belfort: And when it gets in, I'll give you a call and you come pick it up. Venice. Oh, you don't love me? A Long Island mansion featured in Martin Scorsese's 2013 film "Wolf of Wall Street" is listed for $10 million. Naomi Lapaglia: Why didn't you tell me, sweetheart? Hey, sweetheart! I'll do four grand. Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid, and in no time, I'll make 'em rich. Failure is your friend. Jordan Belfort, If I earn a million dollars a week and the average American earns a thousand dollars a week, then when I spend twenty thousand dollars on something its the equivalent of the average American spending twenty dollars on something, right? Jordan Belfort, Ive got the guts to die. I got a blinkling light because I don't have shit from you. Naomi Lapaglia: She designs women's panties too? And all my friends are trying to fuck her, you know, and Im not gonna let one of these assholes fuck my cousin. In fact, back in the good old days, when getting blasted over lunch was considered normal corporate behavior, the IRS referred to these types of expenses as three-martini lunches! You're sick! Nobody - and I don't care if you're Warren Buffet or if you're Jimmy Buffet - nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, down, sideways or in circles. You're a father now, Jordan. See, enough of this shit will make you invincible - able to conquer the world. Max Belfort: Your email address will not be published. I don't wanna die, Jordan! You know those guys who got like the beard with, like, no mustache or some bullshit? They all want something for nothing. Jordan Belfort, Still, give them to me young, hungry, and stupid. Jordan Belfort: Brad: The Wolf Of Wall Street is undoubtedly one of the best movies to come out in the last decade.Fans and critics are still divided on whether it glorifies fraud or not but there is no denying that the star-studded biopic offers great entertainment.